June 18th, 2009

nigga please

urbandictionarywotd:

  1. When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a “Nigga Please!” followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
    Johnson: Oops!, I’m so-
    Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin’ crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
    Johnson:…What just happened?
  2. Slang that means “Give me a break.” Or anything similar in meaning.
    “I got laid last night!” 
    “Nigga please.”
  3. a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another’s comment.
    Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass
    Guy 2: Yea but yo momma’s ass is better. 
    Guy 1: Nigga please.

LMFAO.